This totally cracked me up. It’s a quote from the weekly pregnancy e-mail update I get.
Pregnancy survival skill: How to get out of a soft chair
Put your feet flat on the floor and bend from the hips. Push on the armrests with your hands! Use your stomach muscles. If upward motion is still elusive, pick up your magazine and yell for more mint-chip ice cream. (Standing up is totally overrated anyway.)
Funny! I’ll have to remember that one.
Comment by Alison — September 28, 2008 @ 3:29 pm